Me, Gaby, and Jessi are sitting in the auditorium waiting for my sister's show to begin. Then Kristina and her friend walk by and sit in front of us. We all say our hi's and her friend just sit down and doesn't say anything.
Me:
(whispering) Hey Kristina, who's the gentlemen you brought along?
**She looks at me with a weird face**
Kristina:
That isn't a gentlemen, it's a lady.
**Awkward silence**
Kristina:
Her name is Shela and she's my girlfriend. Yes I'm gay Stephen.
